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Joke of the Day
"What's the smartest cookie? Academia nut"
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"Hey guys who write updates about how all girls are beautiful and should be respected, did you figure it out on your own or did your boyfriend tell you??"
"Slept like a log last night... Woke up in the fireplace. "
"My mothers favorite Knock-Knock Joke Her : Knock-knock Me : Who's there? Her : Iwannaeatmahp Me : Iwannaeatmahp who? Her : Hahaha! You wanna eat your poo?!"
"Yo momma's so fat You can see the couch behind her do to gravitational lensing."
"I saved 15% on car insurance by switching.... The gear to reverse and pulling away from the accident"
"Got so drunk last night that I was able to translate three Pearl Jam albums into English"
"""What's it like being a female comic?"" ""Well, you get asked what it's like being a female comic a lot."""
"What's the heaviest soup? One ton soup."
"If you replaced Odysseus with Oedipus.. ..would a long series of journeys or wanderings be known as an Oedipussy?"