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Joke of the Day
"Anyone know a good lawyer? (Question sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotomies)"
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"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."
"TIL During World War 2 over 200 civilian and resistance soldiers of Albania managed to ambush a convoy of soldiers and destroy their equipment. Reports say the soldiers did nazi them coming"
"I'd call you a cunt but you lack the warmth and depth"
"What causes a pilot to cry after sex? ...the [mace](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mace_(spray)"
"I married what some might call a ""trophy wife""... Unfortunately, she wasn't 1st place."
"Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere."
"What do you call a military base that has quadrupled in size? Four-tified"
"Groucho Marx once said: Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
"Bob the Builder sacked! The BBC have announced that Bob The Builder has been sacked.. They say they can no longer trust any children's Tv star who claims to be able to fix it!!"