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Joke of the Day

"Why do they call it PMS? Because mad cow disease was taken"

"Why are Wendy's burgers so good? Because they don't cut corners."

"Fun DIY Project Even YOU Can Do Step 1: Flip over empty wine bottle Step 2: Use base as weapon"

"The average Apple employee works 6 hours longer a day than an Apple battery."

"At breakfast this morning, my wife said she's leaving me because of my obsession with Twitter. I nearly choked on my #Brown"

"(NSFW) What's the difference between driving in the fog and eating pussy? When you're eating pussy you can see the asshole in front of you."

"Astronomy Hitler Hitler found a gas planet, he named it Jewpiter ""Probably"" the worst joke"

"What's the most indian bone in the human body? The patella. (I'll show myself out)"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I always use this joke when going to Dr's, or any medical situation. It never fails to get a great laugh."

"*I gently close front door Dog: Where have you been?? I was worried sick about you! See that vomit on the floor? That's because of you!"