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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama's so fat... Instead of a cartwheel she does a ferriswheel."
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"What do you call slapping hands with (5^.5+1)/2? A high phive! I'll see myself out now."
"You know why Miss Piggy can't count to 70? She gets to 69 and has a frog in her throat. Edit"
"I once lost my thesaurus... and I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was."
"A day without sunshine is like, well, night."
"Why did the Dino Dance Team fail the Talent Show? They were all Nervous-Rex"
"missing someone one Valentine's Day joke with your self when you missing someone and think they will come back but other person ignoring you and you think they will come back to you one day..."
"Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar and doesn't."
"How to tell if your wife is mad at you 1. She is"
"Some bought Stevie Wonder a cheese grater for his birthday He said it was the most violent book he's ever read."