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Joke of the Day
"What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables? Stephen Hawking."
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"you are so beautiful without makeup. -my husband, after he saw i spent $62 on an eyeshadow."
"How many grammar nazi's does it take to change a light bulb How many grammar Nazis does it take to change a light bulb? FTFY."
"Need an Ark? I Noah guy."
"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Wheres my tractor?"
"The only ""B"" word women should be called is... is beautiful. Bitches love being called beautiful."
"I'm ok with it if my son decides he wants Crocs. He has peanut allergy, so it's not like people will hate him more than they already do."
"An exchange in Frasier Niles: she was eerily calm. She just stood there rubbing her ocelot. Martin: you know they got a cream for that"
"My doctor gave me a prescription of daily sex My girlfriend insists it says dyslexia"
"[at bar] Gee, I'm so hungry I could eat a horse *nearby horse slams down his whisky* COME ON THEN TOUGH GUY *horse throws the 1st punch*"