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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a marathon runner that refuses to stop? A joggernaut."
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"Everyone at my funeral gets a stun gun. The last person standing gets all my stuff."
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
"I support Greenpeace because I care about environmental activism, just not enough to do any of the real work myself."
"My GF can't stand that I'm a model Prisoner"
"I tried this new oral contraceptive I asked a girl to have sex with me and she said no"
"I used to hang out with a guy who was covered in mushrooms. He was an all around fun guy."
"I sneezed real hard, and while I did not break any bones, I did sustain some tissue damage."
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
"Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ? Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !"