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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
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"They say tragedy plus time equals comedy... but I just don't think my wife Debra farting herself to death in 2011 will ever be funny to me"
"Got fired from my job at the deli for sticking my dick in the pickle slicer. The pickle slicer kept her job cuz she is the boss's daughter"
"Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party? He was going as a banana."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amahl ! Amahl who ? Amahl shook up !"
"What do you call someone sexually attracted to plants? A ChloroPhile"
"What is Mexico's favorite sport? Cross-country"
"My heart goes out to all those frustrated people who are stuck in Traffic, on their way to the Gym to ride Stationary Bicycles..."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshunds? Because once someone told him to get a long little doggie."
"What did the father buffalo say when his son went off to college? ""Bison."""