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Joke of the Day
"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."
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"What did one German wheat farmer say to the other German wheat farmer? Gluten tag"
"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."
"Two packets of crisps were walking down the street. A car slows down beside them and asks if they wanted a ride to where they were going. The crisps replied 'no, we're Walkers'"
"Ordered a pumpkin spice latte this morning and now I have bangs and work at Anthropologie."
"I was dating a girl with a lazy eye... but caught her seeing someone on the side."
"A man walked into a bar... don't worry...he was fine he just had a minor bump on his head."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"
"Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic'."
"I do yoga so I can dress myself when I'm single."