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Joke of the Day
"I tried this new oral contraceptive I asked a girl to have sex with me and she said no"
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"Blonde and a dog Why did the blonde have sex with the dog? Because she likes it ruff."
"How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it? Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily."
"How do you get down from an elephant? You don't. You get down from a goose."
"Guys, I'm quitting Halloween. I'm on the pumpkin patch!"
"Give a toddler a crayon and he will eat that crayon. Teach him how to color and he will eat more crayons."
"How do you ask an Uber driver if he drives for Lyft, too? Do you even Lyft bro? (I'll see myself out)"
"I'm at a stage in my life where I know I should workout and eat healthy, but swallowing a tapeworm seems easier."
"Why did the Egyptians build the pyramids? To get to the other side."
"What kind of fish has no father and looks like shit? A Bassturd."