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Joke of the Day
"Pictures of rich missing kids should go on the back of 1%"
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"A girl phoned me the other day and said ""Come on over, there's nobody home."" I went over. Nobody was home."
"Knock Knock -Who's there? -Interrupting cow with an identity crisis. -Interrupting cow w- -WOOF! WOOF!"
"A man spends his first 9 months trying to get out of the womb and the rest of his life trying to get back in"
"What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber? He was petrified."
"Making Zombies Moist delete"
"Hitler was Right All Along. At the same time, Stalin was Left."
"I've got a joke with no punchline.. I'm not joking!"
"I find if you sprinkle some bacon bits on a salad, but don't actually add any salad, then its a pretty good salad."
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!"