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Joke of the Day
"A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other."
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"I take my women the same way i take my presidents. Half black and no Bush."
"When a girl cancels a date, it's because she has to, but when a guy cancels a date, it's because he has two."
"*interrupts your heartfelt story* Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say ""dying wish"" again! Ok now say ""coffee""!"
"What do you call the history of a car? An autobiography."
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"Happy Fourth of July Guys! I hope Internet Explorer sends this in time."
"Two cannibals are eating a clown One says to the other, does this taste funny to you?"