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Joke of the Day

"Toy Story 5: Jason Statham must deliver the last iPad to Uganda, in a prius, and he has to drift the entire trip or the car will explode"

"My ex was gang raped by a troupe of mime artists. They performed unspeakable acts on her."

"Floyd was supposed to hug his wife and fight his opponent he got them mixed up."

"FIRST TIME SEX My 1st time having sex. I suddenly stopped and didn't move. She: ""What are you doing?"" Me: ""I've seen this on YouPorn, it's called Buffering."

"I invented a new word Plagiarism"

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"

"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."

"What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband? Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more."

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."