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Joke of the Day
"What kind of bees give milk? Boobies."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !"
"So many people have a messiah complex these days.... I'm like ""Jesus Christ!"""
"Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom? Because freedom rings. Bazinga!"
"My girlfriend and I had sex in her parent's bed. It got really awkward when they woke up."
"Telling a girl she has nice hair is not sexual harassment Unless you're a dwarf"
"I don't use pepper spray when I'm being robbed I just open my wallet and blow the dust into their eyes."
"A guy goes into a military surplus store... ..and asks the owner if he has any camouflage jackets. He says, ""I've got hundreds, but I can't find any of them!"""
"50,000 battered women a year... And I still eat mine plain!"
"I am sad I can no longer get Arnold Palmer's at restaurants anymore But it looks like I can get an Arnold Embalmer now."