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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do you call a running chicken? A: Poultry in motion."

"What do you call somebody who pretends to play on a player piano? A Penis"

"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."

"I saw the headless horseman riding down the street the othrr day Does anyone know where he might beheaded?"

"If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something..."

"Why do they keep records of people who died due to alcohol, but not the records of people who were born thanks to it?"

"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."

"My roommate said I might be schizophrenic. But what does he know I don't even have a roommate."

"Did you hear about the most recent police shooting? I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society."

"Did you know that protons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic!"