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Joke of the Day

"I used to think I had bad taste, but then I met my girlfriend and now I know what someone with bad taste really looks like."

"A man just threw a glass of milk at me...... how dairy?!?! Shout out ATH"

"A new musical artist... Another blond this time. Miranda Lambert"

"Sperm 1: ""Geez I'm exhausted, how much further to the Fallopian tubes?"" Sperm 2: ""A long way, we've just passed the tonsils..."""

"Gays and ISIS ... are fucking assholes."

"Two muffins are sitting in an oven The first one says ""Man it sure is hot in here"" The second one replies ""JESUS RIVERDANCING CHRIST A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"A girl asked if I play any Indian instruments. I told her I play mandolin, violin and cello. Close, but no sitar."

"What do you get when you cut an Avocado into 6.02 x 10^23 pieces? a guacaMOLE"

"Why does Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house, that's in a black neighborhood."