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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"

"Why did the ""M&M;"" go to university? He wanted to become a ""Smartie"""

"How do men in New Zealand address their women? ""Hey! Ewe!"""

"What does it mean if you look down and see four balls instead of two? Careful, you might be getting screwed."

"Did you hear about the dairy farmer who got kicked off his farm for not having any livestock? It was a no cows eviction."

"I've set my hair on fire lighting a cigarette before, so I'm always impressed when the movie-hero walks away from an explosion unharmed."

"I found a satanic puzzle in the toilet today. It was a loo cipher"

"Why doesn't the gastroenterologist have any friends? He's always talking shit."

"Fidel Castro Dies on Black Friday Adam Smith: 1 Karl Marx: 0"

"A feminist and a Muslim walk into a bar. - comedy removed due to complaints -"