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Joke of the Day

"Whats the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? you get your palm read for free"

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events? ICandy"

"People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary.... ... or as they like to call her, Preparation H"

"If I had $1 for every time a girl has rejected me... I wouldn't be single anymore"

"Is it cocky to have more than one penis? I think it's two cocky."

"Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers? New Jersey had first choice."

"Was there a good turnout at the Bernie Sanders rally? There were a lot of people, but I wouldn't say it was super pac'd."

"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant."

"Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise."