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Joke of the Day

"White women will buy anything that has a cucumber/melon scent."

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"So a guy walks into a cow Moo"

"What's a Jew's favorite brand of hotdog? Anne Frank's"

"How do you top a car? tep on the brake, tupid!"

"If anyone asks, we met at a bible study."

"Fifty Shades of Grey was disappointing. All those blindfolds and not a single person swung at a pinata."

"I was watching women's volleyball during the Olympics and there was already a wrist injury But don't worry, I should be fine by Monday."

"[airport security] *BEEP* Ma'am, step through again *BEEP* Nice try pal, I'm not removing my Slayer shirt Ma'am, please it's too much metal"

"My wife depleted the power on my phone when I needed it the most. Yet I'm the one who is charged of battery..."