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Joke of the Day
"What do you call those things on either side of an old lady's belly button? Her tits"
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"How do you get an 80 year old woman to say f***? Have another 80 year old woman yell ""bingo!"""
"I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said ""what's your flexibility like?"" I said ""I can't do Tuesdays""."
"""Pray, love, eat."" -- A mantis"
"Why don't Jews eat pussy? It's too close to the gas chamber."
"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
"How does the man on the moon cut his hair? Eclipse it!"
"Why do people starve? When food tastes so good."
"Why did the scientist get punched in the restaurant? He ordered some NaCl."
"I love Mondays... It's when I take my weekly sarcasm class."