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Joke of the Day
"Why is Oklahoma the bleh state? Because it's just OK"
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"What could Boston Marathon Bombers do that Hitler couldn't? End a race."
"What's pale, lives in darkness and sucks blood? A tampon"
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"What do you call people who aren't Christian? Light, because they're massless."
"I told my mom that I have an Oedipus complex. She asked if I was serious. I told her, ""Nah, I'm just fucking with you."""
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"The Trump Tower incident proves that.. ..the only way to climb up a corporate ladder is by sucking up"
"Why can't Jesus eat a cheeseburger? Because he's dead."
"What's the name of a musical collaboration between Shia LaBeouf and a Judge? A just duet."