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Joke of the Day

"The coolest thing about the last Hobbit movie was knowing it was the last Hobbit movie."

"DONKEY-ONION HYBRID Q: What do you get when you cross donkey DNA with an onion? A: A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes."

"Me: I'm having a problem with my computer: IT guy: Have you tried punching it? Me: That's the first thing I tried. I'm not an idiot."

"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"

"Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal? Because 7 8 9 A"

"It is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles, that you realise... ...there is always a way to solve problems, without using violence."

"The South Carolina Church shooter didn't know if he could start a race war... ...but he decided to give it a shot."

"Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these."

"Why aren't there any jokes about Jonestown? The punchline was too long"

"I would tell a joke about my dick... but there isn't much to it.. :("