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Joke of the Day

"A good listener always watches you speak, makes eye contact and never lets on he's thinking about something else."

"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."

"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"

"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."

"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."

"I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things."

"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"

"How does William Shakespeare make chili? With beans? Or not with beans? That is the question."

"Putting a light in the refrigerator is God's way of telling us that it's okay to eat before going to bed."

"I wanna be that one kid who.... shows Kim Kardashians kid her sextape"