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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a chat site for terrorists? Allahu Chatbar."
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"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
"I woke up last night and there was an enormous black coffin at the end of my bed. So I gave him a cough-drop and told him to fuck off."
"Two blonde girls are celebrating at a table... The waiter comes by and asks ""What are you celebrating?"" They say ""We finished this puzzle in only 6 months! And the box says from 2 to 4 years!"""
"Safe to say a good 38% of my life is spent trying to sleep while the 18yr old stomps through the house like an angry triceratops."
"Social media allows me to review all my mistakes in chronological order...with pictures."
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"Why did the dish and spoon hide their computer? The cat kept fiddling with i.t."
"What's the difference between a queer and a refrigerator? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull the meat out!"