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Joke of the Day
"Unix is so disorganized There's a cat in the man pages."
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"How do you fit 500 jews in a smart car? Put them in the ash tray"
"I am the Cuba Gooding Jr. of succeeding at something every 8-10 years or so..."
"Sorry I'm late, someone showed me an otter video, and then I looked up more otter videos for like half an hour."
"Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with ""I love you?"" Oh yeah me neither."
"What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm? A pimp."
"My first wife's breasts were different sizes... One spring I took her down to the beach for a wet T-shirt contest. We took 1st and 3rd place."
"Don't you hate it when you're reflecting on life...... Then you realize you're a mirror. Thanks came up with this a bus ride I'll see myself out."
"Midget scammer So there was a midget scammer who was in a prison break. I watched him climb up and down the wall - it was a little condescending."
"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."