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Joke of the Day
"Katherine lost both her arms in an accident. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Katherine."
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"Why are Wendy's burgers so good? Because they don't cut corners."
"""WHY CAN'T YOU BE MORE LIKE MY IPHONE"" - new thing I scream at my kids"
"Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!"
"What is the opposite of Christopher Walkin? Christopher Reeve."
"Cake is better than sex because cavities are better than babies"
"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Drummer joke What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker? A podiatrist bucks up your feet."
"Mitt Romney Runs for president."
"The secret to making a good egg is the way you ap-poach it. *a man in the audience has a stroke and dies from being so angry at this joke*"