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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman ? Two abominable snowballs"

"GUY POSING FOR THE SCREAM PAINTING: Are you done? Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: You look great GUY: Let me see EDVARD MUNCH: No"

"5: Mommy can we pee in the pool? M: NO! Neighbors kid: Why? M: Because pee mixed with chlorine produces sharks and they'll eat and kill you."

"YO mama is so poor... She can't even pay attention"

"Why did God kick Joe Paterno out of Heaven? ....because he picked Michael Jackson as his new assistant coach."

"I always wanted to be a barber But I just couldn't cut it."

"I haven't had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I'm basically a duck at this point."

"Why do so many pigs die whilst eating apples?"

"I like my slaves like I like my coffee Strong and black"

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"