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Joke of the Day
"I wanna be that one kid who.... shows Kim Kardashians kid her sextape"
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"I entered ten puns in a contest ... to see which would win. No pun in ten did. ps: not my own, came across randomly."
"reading a book about anti-gravity and its impossible to put down"
"I saw a tranny in a miniskirt the other day I thought, that shows a lot of balls"
"I feel the same away about the porn industry that I do about the meat industry. They both make great things, but I wish they treated the meat a little better."
"A three-legged dog walks into an old-timey saloon ""I'm lookin' for the man who shot my Paw."" (I know it's old but I'm feeling really down and this joke cheers me up.)"
"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."
"A midget dressed up as a circuit board on Halloween night died you could say he short-circuited"
"You must have been born on a highway... Beacuse that's where most accidents happen"
"What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill? He uses his Donkey Tongs."