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Joke of the Day

"legendary joke a guy walks in to abar and he goes, he goes hey thats not airplane food, how about that weather?"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun he says ""Which one of you bastards fucked my wife?"" and a small voice from the back of the room says ""You haven't got enough bullets"""

"My strange fetish is smoke detectors When they go off it gets hot in here."

"A child asks: ""Mom, why do women wear white on their wedding day?"" Mom: Well, they wear white because it's the happiest day of their life. Child: Then why does the man wear black?"

"When I had no money, I had few friends, but no enemies Btw, I still have no money, in case you were thinking of becoming my friend or enemy"

"Freedom Knock Knock Joke ""Knock knock"" ""who's there"" ""freedom"" ""freedom who?"" ""Just kidding, freedom doesn't knock freedom rings"""

"What do Trump supporters and child molesters have in common? They both like immature assholes."

"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."

"Whats the hardest part of watching an Orphanage burn? Not getting hard."

"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"