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Joke of the Day

"Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids. Turns out my vasectomy didn't stop us from having more kids, it just made them a different colour."

"Joke: Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan? Ireland: More bars in more places"

"Remember when Muhammad Ali died? Yeah, neither does he."

"Perfect pickup line No, baby, those aren't warts, I'm just ribbed for your pleasure."

"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""

"Using Romeo & Juliet to express how inlove you are is like using Hamlet to show how close and well adjusted your family life is."

"What do you call a tooth in a glass? A one molar solution."

"pessimist vs optimist (x-post from funny) The pessimist says, It can't get any worse!' And the optimist replies, Oh yes it can!"

"How is Mitt Romney like a failed sperm? If you looked at them, you could only see a dick; and both ended up just an inch short"

"Pharrell Williams put out a fire on Kim Kardashian's dress this week. Dude is really taking that Smokey the Bear hat of his to heart."