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Joke of the Day

"feedback 4 people revving motorbikes loud in residential areas: there is absolutely 0% chance that u r impressing literally a single person"

"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."

"American government is of the people, by the people and for the people. Which begs the question: what is wrong with you people?"

"Anyone need a break up line? ""It's not you... but maybe it's Maybelline. Clowns wear less makeup than you"""

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""We don't serve vegetables!"" The mushroom responds, ""But I'm a fungi!!"""

"I like my women how I like my microwaved food. Hot as hell on the outside and cold as ice on the inside."

"I did a striptease for my wife but it didn't go well. I got my shirt stuck on my head, and by the time I got it off, she had left the room."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane A pilot, what're you racist?"

"Have you heard about the Nascar driver that's in the KKK? He's a racist."

"Second best gaming joke ever... Buy the DLC to find out..."