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Joke of the Day
"why did the plant cross the road? it can't, its a plant. DUH"
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"/r/jpegs A place for an assortment of quality pictures /r/jpegs"
"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing him."
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