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Joke of the Day

"What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad."

"I was pondering life with the cat wizard... Then he said something that gave me paws."

"I don't like my hands I always keep them at arm's length"

"Now, if we could only get some white smoke to come out of the White House's chimney."

"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"

"I feel like the set of Breaking Bad would be the best place to cook meth without anyone suspecting it."

"Chemistry Joke (Language) Daaaang girl, are you Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, Potassium, Oxygen, Fluorine, and Fluorine? Cuz I want you to FUCK OFF"

"My throat hurts, so I better keep swallowing 50 times a minute to make sure it still hurts."

"What if Jesus actually walked on Walter and that whole water thing was a typo that no one corrected coz there was no Twitter?"

"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."