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Joke of the Day
"What is the one type of person that will never get angry? A nomad."
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"when I was 11 my dad saw me using deodorant, laughed, and said ""that's not how you do it."" I never asked him the right way & it haunts me"
"I like my women how I like my fish. Battered. I thought of it all by myself! :D"
"a red ship and a blue ship crashed on an island together the survivors were marooned."
"If the sign says ""don't feed the fishes"" then what can you feed fishes anyway? Nothing. Weren't you listening?"
"What's the motto of the Mexican army? An Army of Juan"
"Husband: are you cooking something? Me: of course not Husband: the oven timer just went off Me: oh yeah, take the wine out of the freezer"
"What do you do if you see a spaceman? You park in it, man."
"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."
"[blood bank] Doc inserts needle [turns around] YOU AGAIN! [vampire sucking on tube like straw] GO ON SCOOT [chases him from room with broom]"