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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"

"I woke up this morning and forgot which side the sun rises from, then it dawned on me"

"It's strange that most republicans are homophobic... especially when they're obsessed with screwing all the gay guys in the country."

"I celebrated 4/20 on January 5th. I know how to reduce fractions."

"Whats small,green and smells like pork ? Kermit the frogs dick !"

"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."

"Do you wanna play the rape game? ""no?"" Well that's the spirit!"

"I mix up the Marvel and DC universes on purpose just for the angry sex"

"Halle is the only Blackberry I'd pay money for."

"Where was the first discovered potato located? In the ground."