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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's not enough to change the bulb; we have to change the *system*."

"Earth was the first world I created. It has all kinds of problems. #firstworldproblems"

"What do you call a mexican who lost his car? Carlos"

"I have two major flaws: 1. I'm very redundant 2. I tend to repeat myself"

"What did Optimus Prime say to Arcee? Have you ever blown a Transformer?"

"What does a computer say when it encounters a skunk? C: PU!"

"What is a witch's favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!"

"Got a case for my iPhone even though the screen is already cracked. So basically it's like putting a condom on my kid's head."

"The NFL replacement refs"

"Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen? Sir Veza"