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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fabric does Mario use? Denim denim denim."
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"Soup: for when you want to be hungry again in 20 minutes"
"Last night I had a horrible nightmare about Gloria Gaynor. At first I was afraid; I was petrified."
"What did the Nuclear Engineer get for his birthday? Yellow Cake http://imgur.com/gallery/FGFV1Em/new"
"*BUSTS DOWN DOOR* *Fires off jokes* *Kidnappers helpless in laughter* ""..and that's how your granpappy saved baby Jesus."" - Me, someday"
"What did the constipated mathematician do... ...worked it out with a pencil"
"At the Special Olympics they don't use starter pistols... They use Spud Guns."
"hope no vids surface of the time i opened a bag of potato chips and one flew out and hit me in the eye"
"Did you hear about the man who jumped into a river in France. He was in Seine.../He was never Seine again..."
"2 hr flight, better buy 8 lbs of fruit and nut mix."