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Joke of the Day

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"

"Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance . Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair . Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage . Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy"

"Why do hipsters hate ice skating? They could never do it before it was cool"

"Jack and the beanstalk Does everybody know the guy in Jack and The Beanstalk who trades the magic beans for Jacks cow? Cause I guess you could call him a Stalk Broker"

"Why did the communists trip over? Because they were Russian!"

"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."

"Who's faster than Christopher Walken? Christopher Runnen Who's slower? Christopher Crawlen"

"Donald Trump is a Mac user... He's not a fan of PC culture"

"What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong? King Kong"

"Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road? To get out of this town."