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Joke of the Day

"Why did my girlfriend cross the road? To get back to the first shop we went to 4 fucking hours ago!"

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go ride bikes!"

"I wanted to bake you a bundt... but I was stopped by anti-caking agents."

"A man walks into a Doctor's office screaming, ""I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a TeePee!"" The Doctor Says, ""You're too Tense"""

"What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet? Shoe."

"Where do atheists donate their money? Non Prophet Organizations"

"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"

"What happened to the plan of starting a book club? It got shelved."

"How many feet are in a yard? Depends on how many people are standing in it."

"I've heard that 1 in 3 people have a pedophile as a neighbour. But that can't be right because my neighbours are sexy 5 and 7 year olds."