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Joke of the Day
"I got fired from my job at the pasta factory after a fusilli mistakes."
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"I wish my ex girlfriend was a Ninja, this way I'd never see her"
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"What do you call a black man flying plane? A pilot you racist."
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"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."
"What's the square root of 69? 8 something."