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Joke of the Day

"Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right."

"What do you call an owl who does magic? WHO-DINI"

"If I had a dollar for every time I think about you, I'd start thinking about you."

"Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat."

"I almost had to fight someone today after they hit me with a stick, but he walked away like he didn't even see me."

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"

"Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ? They were trying to keep their german market."

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."