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Joke of the Day

"Say what you want about paedophiles... ... at least they drive slowly through school zones."

"Police Chief: There has been a car hi on Seventh Street Police Officer: Don't you mean a hijack? Chief: No, he had an iPhone 7"

"What happens when Donald Trump takes Viagra? He grows taller."

"Whats the most insensitive spot on a man's penis? The man I really need a counter joke for that one"

"I was eating out this girl the other day and there was Horse semen in there and I was like ""Damn,Grandma that is how you died"""

"The furniture store keeps calling me to come back. But all I wanted was that one night stand."

"I hate the new 'Edge' browser Microsoft implemented in Windows 10... ...It's so pointless!"

"My girlfriend asked me if her vagina smelled like fish... I said; ""Yes, Ariel, it does."""

"What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis? TB or not TB, that is the question."

"What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking? ""I set WHO free?"""