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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a horse that's a criminal? A Zebra."
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"[Sees cute barista] I'll have a quickie. Barista: Sir, it's called an espresso."
"What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided? The doctor had to heal-ium."
"Mitt Romney"
"Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that... Social Justice Warriors are so sensitive that they don't need a Large Hadron Collider to locate the Higgs-Boson Particle."
"The human brain is a wonderful thing. It starts working the moment you are born, and never stops until you stand up to speak in public."
"i hate when you google stuff like 'insidious' it gives you the definition but when you google 'butt' it doesn't. define butt for me damn it"
"I have created the only non-racist Chinese joke. So I went to Chinatown today. There were too many bright lights. I asked them to dim sum."
"A man went in to the bank and asked to see the man who arranged the loans. 'I'm sorry sir' said a cashier 'the loan arranger is out to lunch.' 'Can I speak to Tonto then?' asked the man."
"Whenever I meet a guy named Paul, I ask if it's short for Paula, then I laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & laugh & making friends is hard. :("