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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a jar of glue? You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there!"

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"Me: ""Get me a newspaper.""Friend: ""Don't be silly. Here. Borrow my iPad."" Poor spider never knew what hit it."
"Walmart greeter smiled at me. Long story short, the weddings Friday. Everyone's invited. Except Harold. HE said I'd NEVER find true love."
"Did you know that Princess Diana was on her cell phone when she died? She was also on the dashboard, the windscreen, the roadside..."
"Why do scuba-divers go in backwards? Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat."
"So I hear the Aryan Union sponsored a 5k... Yeah, they called it the master race."
"What do you call a surprise party in India? Arranged marriage p.s. I'm an Indian living in India."
"Why did the baker go to work? He kneaded the dough!"
"George H.W. Bush, age 90, went skydiving yesterday. I'm 45 & I strained my hamstring getting out of my car."
"Not to mention trempe If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine."