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Joke of the Day

"Mariah Carey sounded horrible the other day. It was like a cannon went off in her throat."

"OMG!! I made a science Joke. What did the German small intestine say when you asked him if he would go to the party? -Vill i?"

"What sound does a Japanese camera make? ""Crick"""

"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""

"[Ouija board] O spirits, let me talk to m- C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I-N-G C-O-N-N-E-C-T-I *squints* What the heck? A 3G board?"

"Question Does having salt and pepper peubs make my dick look more distinguished?"

"some people want to be buried when they die. others want to be cremated. personally, I think I would like to be brought back to life"

"What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering."

"I've got a friend who is a structural engineer. He's always complaining about stress at work. EDIT: damn I wish I got karma for this post."

"So..... That thing on top ""i"" So the little dot on top of the letter i has a name.... You"