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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an owl who does magic? WHO-DINI"
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"So my girlfriend told me to treat her like a princess. So I put her in a castle and sent some Italian plummer to find her."
"What is both a fruit and a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"What is red... And smells like green paint? Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint? Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!"
"Thanks to home security commercials, I am now terrified of middle aged white men."
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A ""Lickalotofpuss""."
"You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Banana"
"[high school reunion] ""Hey aren't u the kid who used to lie and throw people under the bus all the time?"" No that was Tyler."
"Do not be racist; be like Mario He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!"
"I wrote on my stereo in marker that this is the loudest stereo of all time. I was stereotyping"