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"A hipster guy is one who kept his grandpa's clothes but lost his grandpa's work ethic."
"A duck goes into a drug store He says gimee some chap stick put it on my bill"
"What do a prison and a concentration camp have in common? In both people don't feel like showering."
"How do Japanese people refer to American politicians? Parti-san"
"What was the last thing to go through Princess Diana's head before she died? The Dashboard"
"2 guys walk into a gay bar... and the bartender asks one of them, ""Why the long face?"" The guy answers, ""My eyes are up here."""
"Used to be I got stoned a lot, people called me a stoner. But now I'm older and my kid brother wants to get baked all the time. So what do I call him?"
"You know when your a procrastinator when... You're"
"What do you call a black dinosaur? Tyroneosaurus-Rex."