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Joke of the Day
"I met a girl called simile. I don't know what I metaphor."
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"My cousin's a traveller and he lives in a camper van, but he's always wanted to brick up... so he drove on dirt roads until he got a flat."
"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"
"The grass is always greener When its not my weed"
"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."
"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."
"How to avoid clickbait Not like this"
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"[Christopher Nolan on the set of Batman Begins] Great Batman voice, Christian! Terrific stuff! [aside] maybe Batman shouldn't talk"
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"