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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."

"I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent... twisted... gyrated... jumped up and down... and perspired for a half an hour. But by thetime I got my tights on.... the class was over!"

"Why do ghosts make the best thieves? Because possession is 9/10 of the law"

"When someone says ""I need this done yesterday"" it's like I'm not going to be bossed around by someone who doesn't understand how time works"

"Q: What do you call a judge with no thumbs? A: Justice Fingers."

"Friend: OMG did u see the thing on the news about the sinister clowns? Me: *flashback to me watching the debate* yeah I think I saw that"

"Why doesn't Monica Lewinsky like going to the doctor? He always shoves a Bill down her throat!"

"How did God get Mary pregnant? He used the holy immaculate contraception"

"Did you hear about the steering-wheel belt? It's driving me nuts"

"What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in."