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Joke of the Day

"Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots."

"Don't go broke trying to look rich... act your wage'"

"Why are fleas never happy? They're in-fur-iated."

"Did you hear about the clam that could play violin? It had excellent mussel memory."

"A month before my grandfather died we had tried everything to cure him. We then heard you could try covering him head to toe in baby oil - after that he went downhill very quickly."

"There are only two types of guys that don't masturbate Those with no hands and those with no dick"

"I'd like a little pussy... This guy says to a girl he'd been chatting up ""I'd like a little pussy!"" She replied, ""me too...mine's as big as a house!"""

"Girl at party tells me that ""That wasn't funny"". Her review was biased one, as she was the subject of ""That"" that ""wasn't funny""."

"Dear autocorrect, at no point in time have I meant to say ""I'm affordable"" instead of ""I'm adorable"". Stop embarrassing me."

"I have kids now... Their parents must be angry."