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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexy Muslim A ji-hottie!"
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"I've decided to start a new line of 'extra-shatter' measuring sticks. Because rulers were made to be broken."
"Waiter: Is Pepsi okay? Coke: everybody cares to ask about Pepsi. Nobody asks how I am *coke storms off angrily*"
"Know what a 6.9 is? Another good thing screwed over by a period"
"What's the difference between a joke and two dicks? You can't take a joke."
"Drunk girls whisper in caps lock."
"What's Hitler's favorite Pokemon? Nein-Tales."
"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."
"Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate? Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny."
"How can you tell if a person's a vegan? Don't worry, they'll tell you."