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Joke of the Day
"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"
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"Why don't blind people skydive? It scares the fuck out of the dog."
"You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark."
"Before tea-baggers, there were two-baggers. Two-bagger: a woman so ugly you wouldn't do her unless she had two bags over her head, in case one tore."
"I was never good at French in school. Just remembering how to say ""bread"" is le pain."
"What's Ron Jeremy's favorite shape? Erectangle"
"Do you know why the people in ambulances are called paramedics? because there are two of them in the ambulance...it's a Pair O' Medics!!!"
"My Nephew's pet chicken died. I couldn't help asking if the funeral will be fried or roasted."
"What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!"
"Circumcisions are painful. When I got mine right after I was born, I couldn't walk for nearly a year"