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Joke of the Day

"A dick in the hand is worth two in the tush"

"Why does everyone care who Tom Brady voted for? What we really wanna know is who Ja Rule voted for. WHERE IS JA?!"

"Iron man is actually Fe male. don't dislike it if you don't get it"

"I don't think you act stupid, I'm sure it's the real thing."

"Q: What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? A: Milk and quackers."

"""First off I want to wish my opponent the best of luck and oh god. OH GOD NO"" - presidential candidate accidentally using their 3rd wish"

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Punch her in the stomach."

"My friend told me he had the body of a Greek God... I informed him Buddha was not Greek."

"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"

"I wonder what my future wife is doing right now.. Hopefully modeling."