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Joke of the Day

"Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color? So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week."

"My mum brought a stepladder home yesterday, but it's just not the same as my REAL ladder."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !"

"Heard about the seafood diet? You see food and you eat it."

"My Lecturer asked me why i was failing my class ""Is it ignorance or apathy?"", he said. Honestly, I don't know and I don't care."

"what do you call a gay dinosore a gay dinosore"

"How long does Netflix have to be down before they send someone to your house to stroke your hair & tell you everything's going to be alright"

"Q: When will there be a woman in the White House? A: When Hillary leaves town."

"What did one Mexican say to the other Mexican? It's four-twenty Juan!"

"Boss: Are you high? Me: You and I both know that I don't make enough money to have a drug habit."