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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
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"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds?"
"What do a Christmas tree and a Priest have in common? The balls are just for decoration"
"Why were the Soviets able to beat the Western Allies to Berlin? Because they were Russian!"
"Where does dragon milk come from? A cow with short legs."
"""I don't even own a slave"" - colonial hipster"
"Lucy fell in front of the train she screamed out for help ""HELP ME! I DONT WANT TO DIE THIS WAY!!"", so Luke came running over and cut her throat instead. Nice work Luke. You should be more like Luke."
"Why did the Catholic cross herself?"
"Why do they call it a ""roach clip""? Cause ""pot holder"" was taken."
"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."