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Joke of the Day
"What does Batman do for Father's Day? Nothing"
Next Joke
"Yes, they're good. But mangoes act like they know they're good, and that's unappealing to me."
"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"
"A physicist sees a man about to jump off the Empire State Building... He yells ""Don't do it! You have so much potential!"""
"I used olive oil for sex last night. Popeye was furious when he found out."
"My wife is a sex object I ask for sex, she objects"
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"
"Accidentally ran into my ex in town the other day and then purposely put the car in reverse and ran into her again"
"How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs."
"What do you call Bob Marley when he wears glasses? Rasta-four-eyes"