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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: What is the formula for water ? George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you ? George: Sure you said H to O !"

"What's the worst vegetable to have on a boat? A leek."

"If Billy Joel made a Christmas movie, what would it be called? Miracle On 52nd Street"

"Computer problems can be solved with duct tape if you apply it directly to the mouth of the person asking you to help fix their computer."

"God once put his dick in a box as a gift and called it the Omnipresent."

"Why????? Which service would the with ask if she would check into a hotel??? THE BROOM SERVICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"#ReplaceACelebWithAHouseHoldItem Nail Patrick Harris"

"People say America is free, but Korea is free too! Whenever I was born, my parents gave me a choice: Piano or Violin."

"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."

"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."