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Joke of the Day
"How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs."
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"My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy... so I got drunk."
"I like my woman how I like my wine Locked up in my cellar."
"Computer backup systems are expensive so I include ""Death To America"" in my email signature & the NSA backs up everything I've ever written."
"What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with? Haram bea"
"[Dirty] Guy walks into a... A guy walks into a shop and asks if they have any parsley, the cashier answers ""No sir this is a porn shop"". The guy says ""Oh well, do you have any dill though?"""
"Jimmy: Khaleesi, of course means Queen. What's your real name again? Khaleesi (Kristen Wiig): Karen"
"Turns out that when asked which was my favourite of all the X-Men that ""Caitlyn Jenner"" was not a valid answer."
"How many Buddhists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, change comes from within."
"Why is Batman undefeatable? Because he was coached by Liam Neeson."